Some Celebrities Have a Snore You Can't Ignore

The SUN

   ACCORDING TO Hollywood insiders, Elizabeth Taylor should be called Liz with a z-z-z-z-z-z because she snores like a champ!

  If that's true, now we know why luscious Liz has been so unlucky in marriage. It's tough being wed to a loud snorer --- even if she's as rich and beautiful as Elizabeth Taylor!

   Other celebrity snorers reportedly include beefy Ben Thomas, the new hubby of Roseanne. Big Ben has a terrible snoring problem according to a friend. So to keep a happy home, he and Roseanne sleep in separate bedrooms, the source reveals. Snoring is a common marital problem which affects regular people and celebrities too.

   Kathy Lee Gifford reportedly seeks sanctuary every night from the nocturnal rumblings of her handsome hubby, football legend Frank Gifford.

   Regis Philbin's wife also allegedly abandons the conjugal bed so her hubby's snoring won't keep her tossing and turning all night.

   Likewise for shockjock Howard Stern, who often admits on his radio show that his snoring drives his wife up the wall.

   But now at long last, there may be help for all snorers and their suffering mates!

   It comes from England where snoring champion Melvyn Switzer --- recognized as the world's loudest snorer by the Guinness Book of World Records --- joined forces with Dr. Robert Ross to market "Y-snore Nose Drops."

   Melvyn, whose snoring has been measured at 92 decibels --- louder than a motorcycle or lawnmower --- says the chinese-made homeopathic drops really work. He put two drops in each nostril before retiring for the night --- and reports that he snores no more!

   His wife loves them too! "Our marriage has improved and our sex life is 100 percent better since I stopped snoring," says Melvyn, 58.

   Melvyn has sent free samples of "Y-Snore to Roseanne, Regis, Frank and Kathy Lee, and Howard Stern so he can save their marriages from snoring problems. He sent some to Liz as well but it's a little too late for her and Larry.